Wednesday, April 9, 2008

#1 - Whining

To be a true Democrat you must be committed to whining about everything. If everything is going your way, you must find something to whine about. Currently, the Democrats are not low on material to whine about. Great options to whine about include China, the war in Iraq, the Supreme Court, FEMA, and much more.

Once you have found things to whine about, you must surround yourself with other people that feel the same as you. It would be preferable that when you get together to whine about stuff, you should do it in a public place. Restaurants are a great place to whine. You should try to find a restaurant that serves organic, locally grown ingredients and charges a premium. This way you will be sure that you are surrounded by other whiny people.